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If anyone calls you old hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them. Another year to prove that older doesnt really mean wiser.

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. Keep your chin upif you can. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age or acting it. Another year to prove that older doesnt really mean wiser. 4 Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life and also subtracts years from your life.

Dont focus on your good looks. In this list below youll find the wittiest most hilarious birthday messages and wishes for your loved one. Norman Vincent Peale Live Life. My mother groaned my father wept into the dangerous world I leapt.

Im sure it will get you back in their good books. Find a birthday quote with humor sentimentality and celebration rolled into one. Best Funny Birthday Quotes May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine Frank Sinatra After thirty a body has a mind of its own Bette Midler Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding youre exactly the same Audrey Hepburn Age is an issue of mind over matter. Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for Men Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young.

Our lists include birthday quotes funny enough to scribble inside any birthday card so you can let philosophers politicians and celebrities do the talking for you. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am. But try to smile. Happy birthday to you if yours is today.

The good news is that I also forgot your age. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Helpless naked piping loud like a fiend hid in a cloud. Dont be grumpy that youre a year older.

William Blake Real Birthdays are not annual affairs. Bette Midler Random Live your life and forget your age. I love you so much. When I have a birthday I take the day off.

When we cease to grow we become old Ralph Waldo Emerson Age is an issue of mind over matter. Francis Bacon Age You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Im so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes.

It always comes after the day you remind me of it. With funny birthday quotes you can turn a birthday into a true celebration of life. Birthdays are meant to be full of laughter and cheer. 60 Funny Birthday Quotes Perfect for Cards Readers Digest Editors Updated.

I know youre old. Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says Ted I am 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut. Im so sorry I forgot your birthday.

Since the dawn of time you have been here. Another birthday goes by with more candles on your cake and fewer hairs on your head. Happy Birthday to a guy whos witty manly handsome and reminds me a lot of myself. Its your Birthday today dear.

Dont waste much time clicking the selfies. Look no further for hilariously perfect quotes for birthday cards. Valid for Ontop Variation 1 Funny Birthday Quotes Happy Birthday celebration girlboy. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me.

5 Friendship is all about give and take. Call it experience and enjoy your birthday anyway. Your beard may be. Honestly I didnt think you would live this long.

You would have loved the gift I didnt bother getting you. For you the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age. Its important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle Unknown We dont grow old. I know youre about my age how do you feel Ted says I feel like a newborn baby Really.

Famous Funny Birthday Quotes I will never be an old man. Other funny birthday quotes just make you think. Like a newborn baby Yep no hair no teeth and I think I just wet my pants View Quote Add a comment 829 5. It is your big day today so I wish that might you reach to the top of the hill and afterwards drop because Ill be to capture you.

Bob Hope Birthday After 30 a body has a mind of its own. Today is no different. Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. Ralph Parlette.

When your loved ones open their birthday cards from you youll know why they cant stop smiling. Happy birthday Im so glad youll always be older than me. I wouldnt say youre getting old. Remember that growing old is mandatory but.

Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth. 69 Funny Birthday Card Messages Wishes Quotes General Funny Birthday Wishes. Concentrate on the cooking. 10 Funny Happy Birthday Messages Him My sweet man I think you need a lot of effort to blow this candle because you become fatty day by day.

Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy. I can never forget your birthday. But when my wife has a birthday she takes a year or two off. Whichever way it is never good news.

Happy Birthday oldie. Growing up is a choice. Hope you consume plenty of cake beer and ED meds.

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